Yesterday, while catching up on my salacious fashion/celeb gossip magazines at the hairdresser, I stumbled upon an issue of "W" magazine that had been turned over. When I couldn't help myself (I am always looking at the front of magazines that some conservative mother turned around in the grocery store), I saw a spread of Bruce and Emma Willis that looked creepy to say the very best.
Juan, my awesome stylist, confessed to having been the one to cover its shame. I was completely fascinated by this point. And oh boy, do I regret it. I suggest never, ever looking at these raunchy and disturbing S&M pictures filmed by the all-American couple. But leave it to "W" Magazine to transform this:
into this:
And I am seriously telling you, even with Bruce's strangely orange skin this is the LEAST disturbing image.
I am so affected, I might even go turn these copies around in my local grocer.
Thankfully, W also gave us these to comfort us in our time of need:
Mme. Bookling
